SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET PUNCHED IN THE DICK
In a recent Strib article, here is how Guthrie artistic director Joe Dowling described The Secret Fall of Constance Wilde director Marcela Lorca:
“Marcela has a big soul.”
“She brings a very real spiritual sense to her work and a great emotional truth.”
“Marcela has…the heart of an artist.”
Can you be any more wishy-washy than this d-bag? Marcela has a big soul? She brings a spiritual sense to her work? He might as well be describing a unicorn or talking about how much he loves My Little Pony.
Next time you have a job interview and the person hiring asks why you think you should get the job, I’d like you to try giving them what I’ll call “The Joe”:
“Well, madam…I think if you hired me you’d find that my work has a great emotional truth to it, mostly due to the fact that I have the heart of an artist. Oh, and on top of all that, I have an extremely large soul.”
Let me know how that goes for you.
