MUSTACHE GUY RESIGNS
Word on the street is that Tom Mustachio, Chanhassen Dinner Theatre’s musical director since forever, has resigned.
Although this is big news if you’re into musical theatre or if you’re a fan of the Chan, the only thing I could think of when I started writing this is — why would you grow a mustache if your name is Mustachio? It’s like something you’d do if you were 8 years old…and could grow a mustache. It’s like if I changed my name to Jay Jay Bigpenisio. Does it have a nice ring to it? Sure. But I’m just not that silly.
