Best Worst Company Names Welcome back, us! It’s been a while, but here we are - ready to cover Fringe 2011 like a blanket that you begrudgingly put on because it’s better than being cold all fucking night because your god damn SO can’t figure out how to share! Anyway, this year’s Fringe lottery is coming up SOOOOOON; February, 7th to be exact. And why on planet Earth would we let a Fringe lottery go by without picking our favorite shitty company names? You’re right; because we wouldn’t. Here they are…your 2011 Worst Fringe Company Names! 10.  The Magic of Jared Sherlock (ball #1) — It takes a special breed of nerd to be a magician and be the first one to get your Fringe application in. We salute you, Mr. Sherlock. We salute you. 9.  Coin Purse Theatre Company (ball #66) — This company name has been around for a while, but we will never get tired of Coin Purse. When they decide to do The Vagina Monologues, my head will explode. 8.  Live Action Fringe (ball #284) — Is there a pre-recorded Fringe that I should be aware of? 7.  Infinitely Spectacular Productions (ball #50) — There is no way this company name could backfire. 6.  WideSpot & Venice Gas House Trolley (ball #10) — Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? 5.  Down in the Hole Productions (ball #216) — If this company name is not about butt sex, then I just don’t understand butt sex. 4.  Mom and Dad Productions (ball #110) — They’ve already fucked up Facebook for you; now their sights are set on the Fringe. 3.  The Pretty Good Players (ball #334) — Something tells me they are overestimating their talent. 2.  4 Clowns (ball #111) — Birthday type or Jeune Lune type…either way, I’m scared. 1.  Theat of the Cunch (ball #82) — What’s a “theat”? What’s a “cunch”? And what do they have to do with one another? Our favorite worst company name is back, baby! See you on Feb. 7 — WHEEEEEEEE!!

Best Worst Company Names

Welcome back, us!

It’s been a while, but here we are - ready to cover Fringe 2011 like a blanket that you begrudgingly put on because it’s better than being cold all fucking night because your god damn SO can’t figure out how to share!

Anyway, this year’s Fringe lottery is coming up SOOOOOON; February, 7th to be exact. And why on planet Earth would we let a Fringe lottery go by without picking our favorite shitty company names? You’re right; because we wouldn’t.

Here they are…your 2011 Worst Fringe Company Names!

10.  The Magic of Jared Sherlock (ball #1) — It takes a special breed of nerd to be a magician and be the first one to get your Fringe application in. We salute you, Mr. Sherlock. We salute you.

9.  Coin Purse Theatre Company (ball #66) — This company name has been around for a while, but we will never get tired of Coin Purse. When they decide to do The Vagina Monologues, my head will explode.

8.  Live Action Fringe (ball #284) — Is there a pre-recorded Fringe that I should be aware of?

7.  Infinitely Spectacular Productions (ball #50) — There is no way this company name could backfire.

6.  WideSpot & Venice Gas House Trolley (ball #10) — Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?

5.  Down in the Hole Productions (ball #216) — If this company name is not about butt sex, then I just don’t understand butt sex.

4.  Mom and Dad Productions (ball #110) — They’ve already fucked up Facebook for you; now their sights are set on the Fringe.

3.  The Pretty Good Players (ball #334) — Something tells me they are overestimating their talent.

2.  4 Clowns (ball #111) — Birthday type or Jeune Lune type…either way, I’m scared.

1.  Theat of the Cunch (ball #82) — What’s a “theat”? What’s a “cunch”? And what do they have to do with one another? Our favorite worst company name is back, baby!

See you on Feb. 7 — WHEEEEEEEE!!

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